Cybersecurity policy:
We would like you to use no less than 20 passwords as
part of your duties, each with different requirements regarding length,
character content, change frequency, and history. We urge you to make each one memorable. We urge you to never write them down. We urge you to change them all every 30
days. We've reserved a room for you on an inpatient psychiatric unit for when these requirements have their inevitable effect. In the interests of efficiency, please generate a password for accessing your
room on the inpatient unit now. You will need to update it before you can access your room. Have a nice day.